The Problem with Zombies

You can’t have a big space battle with zombies. They just don’t have the reaction times.

In the last four days, I’ve tried to write this four times. And it was dreck every time, because the good guys looked at each other and said, “Well, I guess we should shoot them now.” Because my zombies are people dying of a mysterious neurological disorder, shooting them only saves them the agony of dying from their zombie-ism.

So then they shoot them.

And the zombie space ships blow up, because zombies have really slow reaction times.

End of battle. Sigh.

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