Spooky Man is an Unspecified Number of Years Old Today

I could tell you how many years, but then he’d have to kill you. And since he’s old and decrepit, you’d have to hold still for it; it’s just easier all around not to reveal the number.

Happy Birthday, honey. Love you.

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